I was thinking of going out tonight for some quick action in the coast´s darkest holes when I suddenly realized that the gay capital of Torremolinos should be empty tonight. Why? Because Mister España is on!
Immediately, I´ve searched for the candidates´pictures on the net so we can orgasmically blog about it. Mind you, I have seen Miss España last year and I found out why, despite the fact that Spanish women are gorgeous, they never win any major beauty pageants (they only have one Miss Universe in the 70´s)---they don´t have any talent nor question and answer portions!
Backstage, the presenter asked the losers how they felt and one of the girls said ¨ What do you want me to say? I feel so bad,bad,bad!¨ . Whew! That´s not even a very queenly answer, don´t you think so? Tonight, is the first time I´m gonna watch the male version so I got my KY Jelly, lotion and cup of olive oil handy, just in case.
So here´s the lovely, steroid men. Have a feast!
Backstage, the presenter asked the losers how they felt and one of the girls said ¨ What do you want me to say? I feel so bad,bad,bad!¨ . Whew! That´s not even a very queenly answer, don´t you think so? Tonight, is the first time I´m gonna watch the male version so I got my KY Jelly, lotion and cup of olive oil handy, just in case.
So here´s the lovely, steroid men. Have a feast!
Let´s start with...¨I was just buying a baguette in the store then suddenly found my self here.¨






Okay, enough of the nuisance candidates. Let´s now have a look at the yummy, lovely, delicious boys that will definitely make us cream on our underpants.



Mr. Jaén, just like the olive oil that his province is known for, is Buenisimo!! Although he doesn´t have fantastic face, you can always scroll down and look from the neck below to see lean meat! And look at that bulge! I might choke on that one. It never happened to me yet but there´s always the first time.

Mr. Ceuta is just so fucking hooooooot!!! His bronze skin will surely make you drool at first sight. The body is perfect and the face is fuckable. Gosh, I´m losing my vocabulary just staring at his crotch area. He looks like a wife beater though. Well I say, you can beat me anytime you want baby.
Okay, that´s it. Some of the contestant in this year´s Mister España. Vote for your man. In the meantime, the show is now starting and I have to go. My KY is waiting.
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